Meet David

Our newest technician, David Miranda, knows his rights when it comes to stealing the hearts of both old and young alike.  His natural charisma is what drew his recent fiance Sheena to him; however, she’s learning real quick how to stay on guard against the surprise advances from some of our communities finest elderly women!  With endearing smiles, and timeless pick up lines, Sheena may need to take up some martial art classes, a skill which came naturally to David while growing up in Belize.  He may be a born karate kid, but like his hero, he only uses his skill for the betterment of others.  Unless of course you are a bully, then beware because David may come after you!

Although America has been David’s home for many years, he misses his childhood surrounded by horses and chickens on the farm.  This is where David attributes his affinity for hard work, and where he learned to be respectful and listen.  I guess those horses didn’t want to shut up!

The farm is also where David cultivated his love of animals and, in particular, birds.  He even raised pigeons, a skill which is coming in handy as he chases after the birds in the aviary.  Just don’t make the mistake David of trying to use “pigeon” as a term of endearment for the soon to be misses!  My husband learned the hard way that women do not want to be nicknamed after a bird that is short, fat and easily duped.

David’s love of travel, learning new things, working with birds, and interaction with people assist him with the many qualifications needed for this type of work, while the variety and surprises—including the classy lady who told him there was something on his shirt, and then gently placed her head on his chest (again, Sheena watch out)—encountered at this job offer a sense of fulfillment for David.

The next time you see David Miranda in your residence, send the gabbers over; he is always willing to lend an ear, or a chest to rest your head on.